The Brewers Code

Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:17 pm

ok lets see what we can come up with, if you wan tto add, cu and paste and add your comment

1. thou shall not post recipes for 50gal "homebrew" in major publications
2. thou shall not, when asked "do you have something like bud" urinate in a glass, and pass it to your guest.
3. thou shall always have copious amounts of beer on hand for emergencies ( ie: when ww3 breaks out the troups may need beer so make sure you brew every week to ensure a fresh supply)
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Thu Jan 12, 2006 12:47 am

4. thou shall not bring it weak (did I think of that?)
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Thu Jan 12, 2006 3:49 am

5. If your beer becomes infected, thou shall not enter it in a contest, nor serve it to your guests.
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Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:28 am

6. Thow shalt not let thine beer become infected! Clean and Sanitize often!
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Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:21 am

7) Thou shall help fellow brewers as much as possible.
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Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:32 am

8. Thy shall not covet thy neighbor's homebrew, unless it's Jamil's beer.
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Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:16 am

9. Thou shalt upgrade thine system if at all possible.

10. Whence upgrading, upgrades must be performed via MacGyverian techniques.

11. Thine system should never lie dormant for more than the period it takes to eliminate thine stash.

12. Thine system needs be as large as thine budget shall allow.
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13. Thou shalt not habor secret ingrediants, for ye must divulge all of thine
techniques to thy brethren.
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