Looking for help making offensive beer name.

[Bad Goat Brewing]

Does anyone have a good name for a home brew blonde ale? We are brewing a big batch for a group camping trip, and I'd like something funny to put on the tap handle.

I'd like the name to include being cheap, fast, and easy. The name being derogatorily to blonde women would be a big plus. Thanks!

[BDawg]

Cow Pie Blonde
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up

[codewritinfool]

On golden blonde?

[j1m1]

dumber blond ale.

[NervousDad]

Miley Cyrus.

[ramfan1994]

Brass Pole Blonde

[Steve Urquell]

Does anyone have a good name for a home brew blonde ale? We are brewing a big batch for a group camping trip, and I'd like something funny to put on the tap handle.

I'd like the name to include being cheap, fast, and easy. The name being derogatorily to blonde women would be a big plus. Thanks!

Legs Wide, Mind Shut Bubbly Blonde

[spiderwrangler]

Still thinking on a name, but the tagline should be "There's no such thing as too much head."