Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:52 am

Hope this helps, you weren't very specific.....Lubricants!
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:17 am

I'm married... If I spent $15 on lubricant, I couldn't justify the expense unless I used it for beer somehow. Otherwise it would just sit in my closet waiting for the wife to get in the mood.

Sometimes just doing the dishes is the best foreplay a married man can do.
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:19 am

yeast_slurry_speech wrote:I'm married... If I spent $15 on lubricant, I couldn't justify the expense unless I used it for beer somehow. Otherwise it would just sit in my closet waiting for the wife to get in the mood.

Sometimes just doing the dishes is the best foreplay a married man can do.


There are products for such symptoms...
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:24 am

BadRockBeer wrote:There are products for such symptoms...


Yeah, but I'm not ready for a latex vagina in a can..................yet.
If you live in Idaho, check out The Snake River Brewing Club at http://srbc.beerfeed.com.

Also check out the Yeast Slurry homebrewing podcast at http://yeastslurry.beerfeed.com
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yeast_slurry_speech wrote:
BadRockBeer wrote:There are products for such symptoms...


Yeah, but I'm not ready for a latex vagina in a can..................yet.


That wasn't quite where I was going but, there's always that!
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Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:18 am

BadRockBeer wrote:Hope this helps, you weren't very specific.....Lubricants!


Had to know that was comming!
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"For use with beer accessories." Riiiiiight....
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Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:01 pm

HomoBrewer wrote:"For use with beer accessories." Riiiiiight....


But of coarse, isn't that what you call your wife?
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