Feelings Calendar

[EllisTX]

DFC,

I stayed up way too late trying to find boobie movies on Crackle last night. I'm sad I didn't find the quality boobage I was looking for. Now that I'm on the computer I think I'll resolve the problem quickly though.

[snowcapt]

DFC,
I feel sympathy for Ellis, perhaps this could help?

My wife said that if you go and like her page http://www.facebook.com/slumberpartiesbykathleenjerome she will give the first 80 ppl free porn video. Just like her page and send her a message where to send the porn.

[EllisTX]

DFC,
I feel sympathy for Ellis, perhaps this could help?

My wife said that if you go and like her page http://www.facebook.com/slumberpartiesbykathleenjerome she will give the first 80 ppl free porn video. Just like her page and send her a message where to send the porn.

Thanks to Al Gore's(or is it Justin's) internet I don't need porn sent to me. I was just too tired to get off the couch and walk to the computer last night.

[Ozwald]

DFC,

The 2nd order in a row from Harbor Freight has something on backorder & they neglected to tell me. I should feel upset, but after having nothing to do besides sweep & reorganize the shop followed by a 3 hour nap... I feel . I haven't had 3 consecutive hours of sleep in over a week.

[CRBrewHound]

Dear Feelings Calendar,

I touched myself inappropriately this morning and it made me feel dirty!

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

Dear Feelings Calendar,

Fucking lotto!

[CRBrewHound]

Dear Feelings Calendar,

Fucking lotto!

From the emoticon I am assuming that lotto's make you angry, not horny?

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

Dear Feelings Calendar,

Fucking lotto!

From the emoticon I am assuming that lotto's make you angry, not horny?

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