JOKES

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square, Rome.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,
everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room
people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

slim,

tall,

38D breast,

24" waist and

34" hips.


When she walks into a room, people say, "My God!"

[speed]

niice

[BeerPal]

God had very little to do with those breasts. You know, not that it matters or anything.

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

God had very little to do with those breasts. You know, not that it matters or anything.

[Bugeater]

Didn't God inspire the creation of implants.................or was that beer that inspired it. I forget.

Wayne

[triple-oh-six]

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square, Rome.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,
everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room
people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room
everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope.
When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

slim,

tall,

38D breast,

24" waist and

34" hips.


When she walks into a room, people say, "My God!"

I'm quoting this just so she'll be on this page again...

[Hessian Lake]

SCHWING!

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her
wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired MARINE,
and asked, "Honey, do you remember this?"

He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I do.

You wore that same negligee the night we were married"

She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that
night?"

He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life
out of those boobs and screw your brains out."

She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty
years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say
tonight?"

He looked her up and down and said: " Mission Accomplished."