I think I've found a keg to convert

[awalker]

Look as he said we probably called it stainless steel, before you copied us!!!
Cheeky Americans, say aluminum, it makes Europeans laugh
hehe

As for the reason it has been there four months, its obvious
It must be empty!!

Oh and welcome mattmacleod, go on vote on the European beer exchange program.
Frankly its an embarrassing turn out at the moment

[mattmacleod]

Oh and welcome mattmacleod, go on vote on the European beer exchange program.
Frankly its an embarrassing turn out at the moment

Already voted!

[Thirsty Mallard]

Cheeky Americans, say aluminum, it makes Europeans laugh

Well bob's your uncle... and such. Quite good. Jolly good show. Pip pip. Cherrios. Care for a spot of tea?

And we make you laugh when we say alum-inum... (I still don't see that second 'i').

[mattmacleod]

And we make you laugh when we say alum-inum... (I still don't see that second 'i').

Herb.

Not spelled 'Erb', is it?

(This could go on and on I suspect... )

[seanhagerty]

Screw a whole bunch of verbage...did you get the keg yet??

[J.Brew]

The "H" is silent....the second "I" doesn't exist. Ther's a difference between pronouncing a word with a silent letter and completely making one up!

Cheerio!

[SoCal Surfer]

WTF are you all talking about? What's wrong with the way I say aluminum?
I don't need this shit man. I'm still trying to pronounce beer styles right and now I say "aluminum" wrong! Ahhhhhhh shit!

[bergerandfries]

Matt, while I admire your integrity at the question of returning the keg, may I point out a few things?

1) The keg is litter at this point, and the brewery would have to pay someone to recover it in the first place.
2) The keg is probably a bit battered, and while the brewery could recondition it, it's harder than it sounds. It is cheaper to just buy a new keg than for them to repair that keg. Law dictates that they have to repair it because when it say's "Half Barrel" on the invoice, a dent in the keg can reduce the volume to where it isn't in fact a "Half Barrel"
3) You're helping the community and the brewery in cleaning up the keg, and there's noble value in that...

Good luck!
B&F