Get real drunk and look at the clock at 4:45 and think "I am a sure thing for drunk of the week". Then it takes until about 5:30 for you to realize that the reason there is noone in the chat is because it is Saturday?
I woke up this morning and thought I won drunk of the week. I guess I got a pity prize for falling off my porch though Forgot about that too till I saw my crushed bushes.