Feelings Calendar

[snowcapt]

DFC,
Enraged is my feeling so far today.
Some motherfucker broke into my car last night.
And they broke my window to get in.
Did I mention that it fucking poured all goddamn night, too?

Did they steal anything? Or just break in for the $0.17 in the ashtray?

Yup. Some change, everything in the glovebox. My work boots are gone(wtf?)
They even took my lighter, box of matches, my drum key, and made a fucking mess.
They left the stereo, my fancy phone charger, my wireless radio transmitter,and my open pack of smokes.
The broken window really pisses me off and the whole goddamn interior is soaked.
Jerks.
I really hope I see someone with my boots on.
Makes me wonder if I know who did it.

[Ozwald]

Sorry Snow, I know how that feels... multiple times. Thieves are some of the lowest scum on the earth, especially when they break into your personal space. I'm all for Draconian law on those fucks. I vote the balls go along with the hand though - unless you catch them in the act, then I'm all for giving them a much smaller gift... made of lead. There's no excuse for it, ever.

[Ozwald]

DFC -

This morning I feel... unsettled.

I rarely dream, hell I rarely get enough contiguous hours of sleep to dream... but I went to bed early last night & had some really fucked up ones. Not bad, not good, just weird shit & now I'm having one of those mornings where everything feels... off. Can't explain it, things just don't feel right. Not liking this at all.

[spiderwrangler]

Awww, did you have that dream again where the unicorn refuses to spoon you because it claims you smell like salami and cat food?

[snowcapt]

Awww, did you have that dream again where the unicorn refuses to spoon you because it claims you smell like salami and cat food?

I'm guessin that you were in it, spidey.

[TheDarkSide]

I'm guessin that you were in it, spidey.

[snowcapt]

That may be him as a smaller, much less hairy, toddler.

[spiderwrangler]

That may be him as a smaller, much less hairy, toddler.

Much like how Santa has 'helpers' that play his role in malls, this young fellow is but a pale imitation of the might and glory that is a half naked Spiderwrangler.