Feelings Calendar

[snowcapt]

DFC,
I feel l for the simple fact that Ozwald mentioned "spidey-whities"
Ha!

[spiderwrangler]

DFFC, Still sick. Haven't had a beer in 3 days.

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

Dear Feelings Calender,

Only one more hour of work (well, technically I quite working a few minutes ago and started staring out the window) then three days off, including a trip to Jester King for their open house tomorrow.
Sporting wood.

[grod]

Dear Feelings Calendar,

Mrs G just doesn't understand. In preparation for the 1st Boner Chicken Championship in Philly this year I've been watching a lot of gay porn to desensitise myself. Although my efforts have been reasonably successful , I may have to suspend my preparation or even withdraw from the competition completly as my exercises freak her out a little.

Why does she not understand?

love

g

[animaldoc]

Dear Feelings Calendar .........

I am very uncomfortable right now. I am stifling chortles of laughter. If I let them out, then my wife will want to know what I'm laughing at ...... and I don't think she would understand how funny Grod is. And then I'd have to explain Boner Chicken.
She's a wonderful woman, letting me play in a hockey tournament on our 10th anniversary, but I think Boner Chicken would be too much for her to understand.

Thanks for listening, FC.

[fluffhead]

Dear Feelings Clender,

I won a couple of awards for my beer last night. That makes me

My wife is sleeping on the couch. She doesn't want to hump again. That makes me BUT she is asleep. I can drink more and that makes me

[Ozwald]

DFC,

The Blichmann side of my order showed up yesterday... well most of it. The leg extensions were no where to be found & I have a beautiful BoilerMaker... complete with a dent, likely from those idiots at FedEx since it lines up perfectly with the handhold opening on the box. When my last one showed up with a bad Brewmometer, they had return instructions for me within the hour. Still haven't heard back since yesterday morning.

[Ozwald]

DFC,

I am at Guido's suspicions about this very calendar.