If you refer to your wife as "SWMBO", you need to strengthen your pimp hand and ensure she knows her role. Lift up your skirt, grab your balls, and run your house.
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If you take what I post here literally, you're retarded. I'm here to fuck around, have a good time, and learn about beer. You mean nothing to me and I mean nothing to you.