What do you think Push's sexual orientation is?

Straight
4
13%
Secretly Gay
3
10%
Hardcore, Mauve-knowing, Beany-baby-collecting Gay
8
26%
I am not wearing any pants
16
52%
 
Total votes : 31

Anti-social Bastard

Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:32 pm

I am calling myself out. I never posted in the New User forum.

I'm guessing no one gives much of a rip, but The Code says I must fullfill this most basic of BN duties.

Hi, all. I've been listening for about a year and I think the BN is pretty friggin' great.

I started brewing in 1999 when a friend of mine got a DUI and I got him a homebrew kit as a consolation prize. He doesn't brew anymore, but I do... what do you know.

I was born in Essen Germany, raised on Maui, Hawaii and am a professional audio engineer in Los Angeles.

While beer brewing, Halloween and Christmas are my three hobbies, my wife and twin daughters are my three true-loves. We live in Lancaster, CA about 60 miles north of L.A. in the high desert.

Oh, and I can rap like a gangster-pimped-out-gatt-totin'-mother-fucker.

Brew strong,
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:07 am

Just accept it.

To be creative you have to be bit of a flower arranger, latin dance teacher and ballet dancer.

It gives you your creative edge!
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:13 am

blouse wearin' poodle walker.
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:17 am

linuxelf wrote:blouse wearin' poodle walker.



If only I were
I might be more creative
Rather than as creative as a rock

Although if i wear a blouse I may become creative
Hey worth a try
I have seen worse on here

I just want to belong
:D
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Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:56 am

Better late than never. You 'mo.
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Re: Anti-social Bastard

Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:08 am

Push Eject wrote:Oh, and I can rap like a gangster-pimped-out-gatt-totin'-mother-fucker.


That would be a WHITE-ASS-gangster-pimped-out-gatt-totin'-mother-fucker.

Need proof? you say "totin'", but you forget to ebonitize "Gangster", "Mother" and "Fucker". Classic suburban white boy poser fuck up.

Condoliza Rice has more soul than you, but your pumps are nicer... :shock:

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Harleysville White Boy

Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:41 pm

Speyedr - what do you know from ebonics? Is there even one brother in Harleysville? Now just come down to the hood here in Kulpsville and you'll get bitch slapped by gangs of Tuba players.
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Re: Harleysville White Boy

Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:57 pm

PortlyPorterGuy wrote:Speyedr - what do you know from ebonics? Is there even one brother in Harleysville?

There is, and he is better spoken than I...

Besides I never said that I was any better.

PortlyPorterGuy wrote:Now just come down to the hood here in Kulpsville and you'll get bitch slapped by gangs of Tuba players.

Now I didn't grow up in no Harleysville. I 'm an Abington boy son, that's Murder High, dig?! :twisted:
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