Thanks to Brew Your Own

[Push Eject]

Well if you want to get someone going, just tell Mort he's a fake. Or ask him about those Deer he likes to kill in herds.
Most of the bewers here seem to think they are as big as Coors and taste as good as Miller lite. But I speak of things that are bett left to the experts.

I am MUCH smaller than Coors and Taste just as good as Miller Lite, BUT I am less filling.

Honored to remain, your resident expert,
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[N8]

So where are you going with this, PushE.??

[Push Eject]

So where are you going with this, PushE.??

Bend over, I'll show ya.

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[Brancid]

Brancid is the first guy I've ever seen try to bitter his brew by tossing young children into the boil!

The trick is to tell them there is chocolate in the BK and get them to jump in there on their own. If you have to force'em you get way too much bitterness. Well, I guess it would be ok for something like an IIPA. Certainly not for a pale ale though.

[Field_Drinker]

I have only been brewing about 2 years but I have not done a whole lot of batches.

Why am I a fake? Is there something I am missing?

[bub]

Inside joke Field... everybody thought Mort aka Numbskull was a fake troll account when he first started... cause really who looks like that!
Just another way of saying welcome.
BUB

[NumbSkull]

Bub is right. Who does look like this? Fortunately for the rest of you there are not too many stunning examples of manly beauty like myself. I believe that is the main reason God saw fit to place me in such a desolate area. That way the rest of you have an opportunity to mate and reproduce. Check the archives. I was not on here a week and guys were wanting to sleep with me. Unfortunately for them, I am a pitcher, not a catcher. HaHA!

Mort

[bub]