Hi from Sydney (AUS)

[Ozwald]

Where would I get the aliens from? Does B3 or NB ship them to aus?

No...you have to go to Roswell, New Mexico...pickup only.

Yes, they're very picky about their mode of transportation. A sedan is not acceptable, a wagon, right out. The older the pickup the better.

[spiderwrangler]

Or paint "Probe ME -->" on your roof and lie naked at the point of the arrow.... the aliens will come to you.

[Ozwald]

Or paint "Probe ME -->" on your roof and lie naked at the point of the arrow.... the aliens will come to you.

In my experience that doesn't work. They'll think you laywered up. Besides, you know the old adage, can't probe the willing?