Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:32 pm
Coolness, I wasn't aware of my destiny!!
I guess the good news is that someday I will become a Jedi Master. The bad news is that the Emperor will blast me with a bunch of lightning bolts while I try to save my son's life...after which I'll shortly die. Oh yeah, and before that, my hot wife dies giving birth to the little brat, which will help my sex life as much as the black outfit I'll be stuck wearing after Ben chops my legs and an arm off. What an asshole. Maybe I don't like this outcome after all, although that voice changer thing will make me sound like a hardass.
Oh yeah, and along the way I'll get involved in lots of brewing adventures, obviously. Fortunately I will be able to use my powers to ensure perfect batches every time. I'll even grow powerful enough to save a bad batch! I wish Lucas would have told the entire story, instead of leaving important stuff like that out.
