Who's Down With The Cleanse?!?

[BrewTa2]

'nuff said from the brewing pharmacist... Cheers!

Well, that's only because you've never done it. You're just toxin laden.

j/k

[Mylo]

To this point, you will have a sparklingly clean intestine when the gastroenterologist inserts the camera in the other end. I have personally observed this process about a dozen times and can attest to how well it works.

Ok, Shunt said that watching straight porn is gay. I would attest that watching someone getting a colonoscopy a dozen times is gay. Not sayin', just sayin'....


Mylo

[whoateallthepies]

You want to cleanse? Put a handful of you favorite malted grain in a bowl and add some milk. Enjoy it like your favorite breakfast cereal. Within 24 hours you will be amazed at how much shit your colon once held. I tried this once .................only once.

Wayne

First spoonful at 11:17am Wednesday... report to follow.

Oh and there was more than just a handful, more like half a bowl.

FYI - I am using Cryer Galaxy malt.

[Brew Engineer]

I haven't almost died since.

We're all glad that you haven't almost died anytime recently!

I've been trying to ignore this thread, because its rediculous... (and if you don't properly hydrate while you're pulling the water from your body, you WILL be putting yourself in danger) but then so is most of this forum (rediculous and shitty) , but I couldn't pass this up...

[Mills]

You want to cleanse? Put a handful of you favorite malted grain in a bowl and add some milk. Enjoy it like your favorite breakfast cereal. Within 24 hours you will be amazed at how much shit your colon once held. I tried this once .................only once.

Wayne

First spoonful at 11:17am Wednesday... report to follow.

Oh and there was more than just a handful, more like half a bowl.

FYI - I am using Cryer Galaxy malt.

This makes me happy in a Lunch Meety sort of way.

[Todd]

To this point, you will have a sparklingly clean intestine when the gastroenterologist inserts the camera in the other end. I have personally observed this process about a dozen times and can attest to how well it works.

Ok, Shunt said that watching straight porn is gay. I would attest that watching someone getting a colonoscopy a dozen times is gay. Not sayin', just sayin'....


Mylo

Well, when the folks who are doing this job are using YOUR narcotics that YOU are accountable and responsible for, you kinda need to know what they are doing, and how they are doing it, call it an occupational hazard of being a health care provider... you get to see all sorts of bodily processes that most people would rather not see. To us it's another day at the office.

[boobookittyfuk]

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients(predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!
2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'
3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'
4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'
5. 'You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married.'
6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'
7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'
8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'
9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!
10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'
11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'
12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'

And the best one of all.

13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'

the best thing about this is....when you are having a colonoscopy, you ARE awake the whole time! The drugs they give you just make you forget what happened and put you in "a better place". I can totally see people saying these comments without knowing that they said them. If you're a junkie, aside from being ass raped by a camera, the drugs are quite nice.

[whoateallthepies]

You want to cleanse? Put a handful of you favorite malted grain in a bowl and add some milk. Enjoy it like your favorite breakfast cereal. Within 24 hours you will be amazed at how much shit your colon once held. I tried this once .................only once.

Wayne

First spoonful at 11:17am Wednesday... report to follow.

Oh and there was more than just a handful, more like half a bowl.

FYI - I am using Cryer Galaxy malt.

No discernable change in practice so far. There was no movement at all yesterday though I did have a feeling like something abnormal was brewing up inside me.

Woke up at 9:40am Thursday. First shot down range at 9:45. Pretty standard fare at the moment. Probably a 4 on the Bristol Stool Chart. Possibly a little bigger than usual, but nothing to write home about.

I do however get the feeling I've just opened the floodgates. I really hope this isn't the case cos it's gonna be about 43 degrees today and I wanna hit the beach.