Who else is not shaving for this whole month? Who else is serving up your prostate by the pint to folks? I must say it takes some work to harvest a pint of prostate but it sure is fun.
My face is so damned itchy with all this facial hair growing out. Maybe by the end of the month it will stop itching and I can grow a true Brewer's Beard then I can be in the "Bearded Brewers Calender" and all the ladies will swoon over me and junk.