Problems relating BN to Real World?

[keelanfish]

So, I'm pretty drunk right now. But I've been wondering if I'm the only one that has problems relating the BN to everyday life. Sadly, perhaps, I really relate to the BN and all the asshatery that ensues. I often find myself explaining why I want to go to California. Or why I want a VW bus with a 300 hp Subaru boxer motor. Or why I want to go to burning man. Or why I think delotted would be great. Or why half a retard is an acceptable expression. Or why I like cans (Sully's or Beevo's). Or why I'm suggesting that a coworker check out Steel Panther. Or anything regarding crazy bitch. Or why I find I've developed a taste for acoustic versions of gansta rap (Straight out of Compton, Four Loco song). Or why I like skank nasty strippers with tats. Or why naming your kid Gladstone or 001 is perfectly acceptable. Or why racism in good humor is okay (Whitey, Terrance the black, Muffasa vs Garrett). Or that I have thought about "giving the tour" (schuman) in real life. Or that I consider winning drunk of the week a lifetime acheivement. Or that I actually relate to JP and think he's a vital asset to the show. Or that I like lunchmeet and the mixtape shows. Or that I find myself hoping for a Daniella reunion show. Or that I would really like the opportunity to buy tastey and doc a round. Or that when I pour a pint of Janet's, that I get teary-eyed every time I toast her. Or that I'm okay with Jamil's relaxed attitude toward hookers and blow. Or that I'm a converted shower beer drinker. Or that mild Jew bashing is okay. Or that I'm really interested in trying dry potting. Or that I've actually contemplated a Pacheco Steamer as a practical joke. Or etc, etc, etc.

How screwed up am I?

[snowcapt]

They're coming to take you away,haha, ho-ho, hee-hee, to the happy home, where life is beautiful all the time...
See you at NHC?

[captain carrot]

You sound perfectly normal to me.

[Sparge Pervert]

Yeah that sounds about right.

4Loko doesnt exist in this country but I still have an urge to try some& I'm addicted to the acoustic song. I got teary eyed as I was explaining to my gf who the Bisc was when she'd died. Lunchmeet is my number 1 news source. I get excited when I see anyone wearing an asshat, even though they probably have never heard of the BN. I've convinced my gf that our next holiday is going to be some sort of west coast brewery road trip. The BN archive fills my commuting time, to the extent that I probably hear Justin, JP etcs voices more than anyone elses. Whenever I see a big fat load waddling down the street, or stuffing McDonalds into their face I can hear justins voice in my head ripping them& telling them to lose weight.

The list goes on. But I think these are just some of the common side effects for being a member of the BN Army. Over time you get used to work colleagues giving you odd looks when you start laughing for no apparent reason in the office, you get used to seeing the world through BN goggles. I've found that the anonymous meetings can help if you're struggling "Hi, I'm SP and I'm a BN-aholic. it all started several years ago when I was on one episode of the Jamil show a week, but before I knew it I needed to listen to 3 episodes of LunchMeet and 2 SundaySessions to get me through the day..."

You'll get used to it.

[Brewdouche]

Problems relating BN to Real World?

So, I'm pretty drunk right now. But I've been wondering if I'm the only one that has problems relating the BN to everyday life. ... Or etc, etc, etc...
How screwed up am I?

I heard these words in my head,
-----"Well I think I know what your problem is... caller its a..."

Well its obvious is what my brain was telling me.(Thank you Mr Obvious)

Please follow my tangent..
I often see something,
~that makes me thinks something,
~~that reminds me of something,
~~~that causes me to imagine something thing,
~~~~that occasionally drives me to do something.
~~~~~So I thought yeah...
~~~~~~I know what you mean. I live this experience. We ALL do...
~~~~~~~We just dont like to dwell on it sober.

I'm Sober...

Oh look over there. I see something shiney

Putting in the ear bub gonna listen to JZ while I get ready for work

[spiderwrangler]

Putting in the ear bub

Don't tempt BUB, you might not like what you get.... then again you just might.

[BDawg]

How can you possibly explain why Augustina Barruna is so fucking hilarious to anybody who never heard of her?

[spiderwrangler]

I work parttime at a shop that sells wine, beer and homebrew supplies. When customers ask how I'm doing, I respond with "Just fine!". On an unrelated note, when 1st time customers express surprise at how big the store is inside, I tell them, "Yes, it's bigger on the inside." That's a Doctor Who reference for any of you that didn't get that.