Fri Apr 11, 2008 10:26 am

Just remember... every time you BAGHOLE, God kills a Kitten.
Come on guys, think of the kittens :(
If at first you don't succeed...the skydiving is not for you!

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Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:32 pm

Baghole the pussies!
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:36 pm

Whistle just blew. It's bagholing time. I need homebrew for my baghole!


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Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:50 pm

As do I, Baghole!

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Fri Apr 11, 2008 8:06 pm

"Like a Baghole" is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big bagholes. The whole song is a metaphor for big bagholes.

MR. PINK
Let me tell ya what "Like a Baghole"'s about. It's about some cooze who's a regular fuck machine. I mean all the time, morning, day, night, afternoon, baghole, baghole, baghole, baghole, baghole, baghole, baghole, baghole, baghole, baghole, baghole.

MR. BLUE
How many bagholes was that?

MR. WHITE
A lot.

MR. PINK
Then one day she meets a John Holmes motherfucker, and it's like, whoa baby. This mother fucker's like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape." He's diggin bagholes. Now she's gettin this serious baghole action, she's feelin something she ain't felt since forever. BAGHOLE.

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Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?
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Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:04 pm

Where is your Baghole tonight?
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Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:03 am

Some classics:

What we've got here is...failure to Baghole.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Baghole.

I coulda been a Baghole Charlie!

Whenever a bell rings, an angel gets his Baghole.

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my Baghole.

They call me Mister Baghole!

I'm Bagholing here! I'm Bagholing here!

Bagholes? We ain't got no Bagholes! We don't need no Bagholes! I don't have to show you any stinking Bagholes!



And the 50 Baghole bonus quote:

How did you know my name is Baghole?
You told me last night.
I always lie when I drink.
Okay, so what is your name today?
Baghole.
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