Blober the King

[spiderwrangler]

His name is Blober Glawp. His wife is Mrs. Blober Glawp, his brother is Brother Glawp, his son is Blober Jr., his daughter is Little Glawpette. What makes you think that isn't his real name?

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

It's blober's world and we're just lucky to be in it.

[spiderwrangler]

blober is the reason Waldo is hiding.

After a night of drinking, blober's sweat is saved and packaged. You know it as 4 Loko.

In the cold winters of Canada, blober's awesomeness keeps him warm.

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

Blober does not sleep. He waits.

blober gave Mona Lisa that smile.

[spiderwrangler]

The Aurora Borealis or Northern Lights are in his honor. .

Cantillon doesn't make beer for $ or because of tradition, they make beer to please blober.

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

Blober is why Canada is know as The Great White North.

[TheDarkSide]

I think his first name is Matt.

There, I said it!!! Now Blober is powerless against me!!!! Kinda like in that fairytale "Wrinkled Foreskin", I mean Rumpelstilskin.

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

I think his first name is Matt.

There, I said it!!! Now Blober is powerless against me!!!! Kinda like in that fairytale "Wrinkled Foreskin", I mean Rumpelstilskin.

blober will break the curse with his mighty arms! You're doomed! Doomed I say! May blober have mercy on your kegerator.