Re: best worst movie ever

Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:32 pm

Now you're talking my language. Having grown up on Mystery Science Theater 3000 I have a special love for god awful movies. I even have a Top 10 list on Netflix for dudes like me.

Demons at the Door
Marina Monster
Hard Rock Zombies
Shark Attach 3: Megalodon
Carnosaur 2
Troll 2
Monsturd
Ankle Biters
Reptilian
Komodo vs Cobra
Interceptor Force
Creepies
Spiders
How to make a monster
Suburban Sasquatch
Kottentail
Anything with Conrad Brooks in it (cop in Plan 9 from Outer Space). ie Jan-Gel vol 1 & 2, Hillbilly Monster, Out of this World AKA Grandparents from Outer Space

Love em.


Oh, and I recently entered a Christmas Ale into a local comp named "I'm here to eat candy canes and kick ass ... and I'm all out of candy canes". It got a 42 but somehow didn't place.
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Re: best worst movie ever

Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:55 pm

I went to see Magnolia in the theatre and the the projector broke down three times! I was so pissed off at the twist and the end of the fucking marathon it definitely makes it to the top of my list. The other movie at the top of my list is Eyes Wide Shut. My wife and I watched it and we both had the same question at the end "What the Fuck!" :asshat:
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Re: best worst movie ever

Sat Aug 22, 2009 3:14 am

I have to nominate "Eye of the Beholder" with Ashley Judd. It was incomprehensible and ended suddenly. Normally, everyone shuffles out of a theatre after a movie, talking about the movie or anything else. This time, everyone just stood there, stunned, for several minutes before silently filing out.
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Re: best worst movie ever

Sat Aug 22, 2009 4:12 am

I definitely had a WTF moment at the end of Eye of the Beholder. I thought it was just me, like I had a seizure in the middle or I was abducted by aliens and if I had seen the one part I missed it would have made sense.
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Re: best worst movie ever

Sat Aug 22, 2009 5:39 am

Bikini Car Wash Massacre
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Re: best worst movie ever

Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:10 am

Mansquito is definately one of my favorites.

A short list of other honorable mentions

Ice Spiders
Mega Snake
Alien Express
Ogre
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
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Re: best worst movie ever

Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:52 am

Sin City.

Fucking awful and disgusting and pointless, ALMOST as bad as that stupid fucking movie about old sluts: Mama Mia

Got suckered into the second one as my wife and I's friend is a school teacher and was going to do some number from it with her class. Worst fucking movie ever.

Oh this is supposed to be BEST worst movies..well fuck. Anywho those two are just awful.
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Re: best worst movie ever

Sat Aug 22, 2009 6:05 pm

SacoDeToro wrote:I did see Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus recently. Easily one of the worst movies ever made.


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