This 'Goat' That Shat and the Pope have on their Brewstands.

[SunkenBier]

I decorated a christmas tree with those when I was back at college

[UcfLumberjack]

I decorated a christmas tree with those when I was back at college

That's so awesome.

[Nate Diggler]

We decorated a tree with whole bottles tied on with twine, mostly German wheat beers, Belgians, and UK imports... but a Heineken for the star

I decorated a christmas tree with those when I was back at college

That's so awesome.

[stumblemonk]

I don't really want to know what he uses for "holy water."

I'm bringing a handful of them to the NHC for the Pope to bless and give away, I'll bring one or two back to Hawaii.

[jamilz]

I was at my local BevMo and noticed that people have been stealing the goats off the bottles. Keep in mind the magic of the goat is lost if the beer is not consumed first, then the goat can be removed from the bottle.

[Gucci Pilot]

Huh, that's funny. I heard that Sean Hagerty enjoys the goat first then has a beer.

Weird ain't it?

[jamilz]

Well, with a enough beer, who wouldn't enjoy a nice looking goat?

[Gucci Pilot]

Well, with a enough beer, who wouldn't enjoy a nice looking goat?

Hagerty, do not take this as the Beer Vatican approves of your "relationship" of said goats. The Pontiff of Suds was merely pontificating his acknowledgment of your perverted use of said goats. Here endeth the Beer Epistle according to Saint McDole.