Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:54 pm
"I'm a homebrewer. I do it at home. After work. On a patio. With one pot that acts as a hot liquor tank and a boil kettle. I use a plastic ice chest to mash in with a toilet hose as a screen. When I buy beer, I don't buy twist off caps. I buy real bottles. When each bottle is empty, I spend an hour scrubbing the label off so I can reuse it. I use a twenty year old fridge that spews freon into the atmosphere as a kegerator to serve my beers. I lose sleep over Hot Side Aeration. I worry about milling my grain in my boiling area. Sometimes I brew awesome beer. Then I am a god. Sometimes I brew crap beer. And when I do, I drink it. You have any idea what ingredients cost? And my equipment? I ain't wasting anything! My boss doesn't pay me enough to pour that shit out. And I will go on and on and on for hours about how much better my beer is than Bud and completely ignore your questions about the Band-Aid flavor you taste."
There's my contribution to the sequel. See? Humor is your friend.
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Dirk McLargeHuge on Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:11 pm, edited 2 times in total.
"Mash, I made you my bitch!" -Tasty
