The Revenge Of Chad: Massive BN Fundraiser

Wed May 13, 2009 2:23 pm

The Brewcasters rip on Chad. It's all in good nature. But sometimes JP just seems hateful in the tone he takes against the Producer. So today I got an idea on how the BN could raise a shit ton of money. Have Justin pick a target goal for the BN Army to donate in a one week (or month)time span. If the target is met, Chad and JP will have a backyard boxing match. JP will be handicapped though. People with JP's mental condition are rumored to have what the medical community refers to as "Retard Strength." With Chad being a schwag smoking pacifist, this would put the Producer at an extreme disadvantage. So have one of JP's arms tied behind his back. Put some boxing gloves on the two fighters and let them go at it in the Rat Pad backyard. To raise even more money, Justin can take bets on who will win and in what round. Winner(s) get a cut of the bookie money. Doc can be on hand to administer any medical attention if necessary. Beevo can be the ring girl and walk around in a bikini displaying what round it is. Justin can be the ref. Tasty can be Chad's corner guy since the two are inseparable.
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Re: The Revenge Of Chad: Massive BN Fundraiser

Wed May 13, 2009 2:36 pm

As far as logistics go, stage the fight after a Sunday Session. That way the two can talk trash during the program. Tape the fight and then make the video only available to folks who donated to the cause. That way there can be no leechers. I'm sure Justin could pull in a billion dollars doing this.
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Re: The Revenge Of Chad: Massive BN Fundraiser

Wed May 13, 2009 2:45 pm

shiiit....i give fidy for the video....hunerd if there is blood :)
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Re: The Revenge Of Chad: Massive BN Fundraiser

Wed May 13, 2009 2:48 pm

CaribouBill wrote:shiiit....i give fidy for the video....hunerd if there is blood :)


Exactly. Think about how much money could be raised for the BN. They'd probably have enough for a down payment on a house so they wouldn't have to rent a Rat Pad, they could own one.
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Re: The Revenge Of Chad: Massive BN Fundraiser

Wed May 13, 2009 4:23 pm

bleachcola wrote:
CaribouBill wrote:shiiit....i give fidy for the video....hunerd if there is blood :)


Exactly. Think about how much money could be raised for the BN. They'd probably have enough for a down payment on a house so they wouldn't have to rent a Rat Pad, they could own one.


Do Baloo and I have to be in the undercard?
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Re: The Revenge Of Chad: Massive BN Fundraiser

Wed May 13, 2009 4:30 pm

bcmaui wrote:
bleachcola wrote:
CaribouBill wrote:shiiit....i give fidy for the video....hunerd if there is blood :)


Exactly. Think about how much money could be raised for the BN. They'd probably have enough for a down payment on a house so they wouldn't have to rent a Rat Pad, they could own one.


Do Baloo and I have to be in the undercard?


An undercard sounds like a great idea. But if I were in charge I'd be hesitant to allow it given the legal implications that would arise if someone got injured. Speaking of injury, JP and Chad might want to consider wearing head gear as well.
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Re: The Revenge Of Chad: Massive BN Fundraiser

Wed May 13, 2009 6:22 pm

bleachcola wrote:An undercard sounds like a great idea. But if I were in charge I'd be hesitant to allow it given the legal implications that would arise if someone got injured. Speaking of injury, JP and Chad might want to consider wearing head gear as well.


I disagree, JP's headgear would be +100 Mana. This would give him an unfair advantage
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Re: The Revenge Of Chad: Massive BN Fundraiser

Wed May 13, 2009 6:28 pm

bcmaui wrote:
bleachcola wrote:
CaribouBill wrote:shiiit....i give fidy for the video....hunerd if there is blood :)


Exactly. Think about how much money could be raised for the BN. They'd probably have enough for a down payment on a house so they wouldn't have to rent a Rat Pad, they could own one.


Do Baloo and I have to be in the undercard?

Yes. :asshat:
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