A fart and a laugh
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:32 am
by shunt
I work on a golf course. Sometimes we stop working when people are close by and ready to hit. So there I was, next to the green waiting for the foursome to finish putting, my iPod playing the latest BN show when some stupid remark made me laugh just as some dude was putting. Not only did I burst out laughing, but I also farted at the same time.
It took me a good 2 seconds to realize what had just happened when I looked up to find 4 pairs of eyes looking at me in disgust.
embarrassed?
not a bit.
proud?
damn straight.
the fart heard around the golf course 2008.
Re: A fart and a laugh
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:33 am
by boobookittyfuk
shunt wrote:I work on a golf course. Sometimes we stop working when people are close by and ready to hit. So there I was, next to the green waiting for the foursome to finish putting, my iPod playing the latest BN show when some stupid remark made me laugh just as some dude was putting. Not only did I burst out laughing, but I also farted at the same time.
It took me a good 2 seconds to realize what had just happened when I looked up to find 4 pairs of eyes looking at me in disgust.
embarrassed?
not a bit.
proud?
damn straight.
the fart heard around the golf course 2008.
what did it taste like?
nothing beats a good ol beer fart!
Re: A fart and a laugh
Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 10:43 am
by shunt
boobookittyfuk wrote:shunt wrote:I work on a golf course. Sometimes we stop working when people are close by and ready to hit. So there I was, next to the green waiting for the foursome to finish putting, my iPod playing the latest BN show when some stupid remark made me laugh just as some dude was putting. Not only did I burst out laughing, but I also farted at the same time.
It took me a good 2 seconds to realize what had just happened when I looked up to find 4 pairs of eyes looking at me in disgust.
embarrassed?
not a bit.
proud?
damn straight.
the fart heard around the golf course 2008.
what did it taste like?
nothing beats a good ol beer fart!
I had about 7-8 Blanche De Chambly's (unibroue) the night before. So it did have a nice orange peel type of smell to it.