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One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents bedroom to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser
and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door.

After they were done Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened Johnny's bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and
little Johnny going at it behind her. Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!' Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when its your
mom is it??!'

That's pretty funny! Should have posted it in the official Jokes thread...

No mallard this is the little johnny thread.

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.

She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter."

The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."

A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.

Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter."

"That's right!" she coaxed.

Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"