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Who else is not shaving for this whole month? Who else is serving up your prostate by the pint to folks? I must say it takes some work to harvest a pint of prostate but it sure is fun.

My face is so damned itchy with all this facial hair growing out. Maybe by the end of the month it will stop itching and I can grow a true Brewer's Beard then I can be in the "Bearded Brewers Calender" and all the ladies will swoon over me and junk.

I'm not shaving, but I can't participate in Movember. I've got a bushy stache, but it's taken me a long time to grow it out. Strong facial hair genes skipped by this family tree. If I shaved it off, I might catch up to where Matt is now... by next Movember.

I almost grew a mustache, but the day before movember my dentist grew the creepiest mustache I've ever seen in my life so I backed out I mean it was creepy **shudders** and it wasn't for movember. I did do a practice run though and my wife was okay with it, but I just couldn't do it.

C'mon, Grow that creepy ass stache!!!!!!

TheeMattSmith wrote:

C'mon, Grow that creepy ass stache!!!!!!

Considering our history around here a mustache doesn't even come close to creepy. You're going to have to bust out some lipstick for that goal.

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Oh dear god, I just had a vision of a very large hand-print turkey on someone's ass. December's not going to play nice this year.

My stache is blond but the rest of my facial hair is brown, is that creepy? Looks like Geraldo Rivera's facial hair

What are you doing to your prostate?

No way I'm shaving my beard off...