How well do you score?

[EllisTX]

This stresses me out. Makes me want to drink beer.

Let's see:
Brain Damage- I can't remember shit
Blurred Vision- I have to wear contacts
Slurred Speech- I am from Tx
My left forearm does feel week when I'm....


I've got 4 out of the 13! How do you score?

[hoodie]

You could have diabetes. Do you urinate frequently?

[EllisTX]

You could have diabetes. Do you urinate frequently?

I piss quite frequently after drinking coffee and/or beer. Rest of the time no. Dude, I'm not sick, I'm just making light of the apparent evils of beir.

[mike____]

Impotence?
Damn, who knew I could get fixed just by drinking beer?
No snipping required!

[JakeAndBake]

Ellis, are you from Ellis County or is your name Ellis?

[EllisTX]

Ellis, are you from Ellis County or is your name Ellis?

It's my name. I'm from Booger County actually.