Is the Brewing Network a religion?
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:20 am
by BeaverBarber
We've got a God: Beer
We've got a prophet: Justin...who even looks a little like Jesus.
We've got a pope: Jamil
We've got brewcaster apostles and many of them have beards.
There's a paying congregation: Us
We believe everything the pope and the apostles tell us, even if it's mythical and makes no sense, and we spread the word to others.
Amen, my brothers.
Re: Is the Brewing Network a religion?
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:33 am
by captain carrot
Hallelujah! I have seen the Light!
So how does JP fit in to the mix? Creepy priest?
Re: Is the Brewing Network a religion?
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:47 am
by BeaverBarber
captain carrot wrote:So how does JP fit in to the mix? Creepy priest?
I don't know about you, but if I dropped my Homebrewer's Bible in front of JP, I'd kick it to a safe distance before I bent over to pick it up.
Re: Is the Brewing Network a religion?
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:49 pm
by maxwell
So is my monthly donation tax deductible?
Re: Is the Brewing Network a religion?
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:54 pm
by terrencetheblack
Apporoved
Re: Is the Brewing Network a religion?
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:50 pm
by EllisTX
terrencetheblack wrote:Apporoved
Appears you've already been worshiping hard tonight
Re: Is the Brewing Network a religion?
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:35 pm
by BeaverBarber
maxwell wrote:So is my monthly donation tax deductible?
I don't work for the IRS, but I honestly can't see why not.
Re: Is the Brewing Network a religion?
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:02 pm
by theobrew
Don't forget our Idols
And our ritual garbs...
And our Myths...
