Hey what happens

[trevmoon]

Funny I read this now. Yesterday at the gym I saw hot chick on the treadmill wearing a shirt with "FOCUS" printed across her boobs. Never could remember what the fuck I was doing there after that.






Hey, where am I?

[BeerPal]

I just woke up and read my dumbass limerick above, I don't even remember writing this. The local mega mart got some new good beers to add to their usual crappy selection, so I had to get them. Got a bottle of the Chimay blue, spaten munich, and lots of my own southern english brown. I don't even like limericks so this will be my last one:

Look at my boobs,
Look at my boobs,
They are so huge,
They are so huge,
Look at my boobs.

masterpiece.

Not a limerick. Sylable count is all wrong.

Here's the classic:

There once was a man from Bel Aire
Who was fucking his wife on the stair
The bannister broke
So he doubled the stroke
And he finished her off in midair!

[Sent From My iPhone]

There was a park ranger named Dale
Who liked making moonshine and ale-
He first filled a mug
But drank the whole jug
Then passed out and drowned in his pail.

[boobookittyfuk]

we've all heard this one before...

there once was a man from nantucket
who's cock was so long he could suck it
as he said with a grin
as he whiped off his chin
if my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it

[boobookittyfuk]

there once was a place called rat pad
with 5 guys who thought they were rad
until one day
everything turned all gay
and now the place stinks of shit real bad

[boobookittyfuk]

there once was a dude named shat
who was made fun of for being fat
from no where, out of a ditch
came this crazy saskwatch bitch
he couldn't fight her off with a bat

[CoreySmith]

there once was a dude named shat
who was made fun of for being fat
from no where, out of a ditch
came this crazy saskwatch bitch
he couldn't fight her off with a bat

I smell a Pulitzer.......

[Henning1966]

there once was a dude named shat
who was made fun of for being fat
from no where, out of a ditch
came this crazy saskwatch bitch
he couldn't fight her off with a bat

this what we are after. Nice one.