HP Predictions

[disco]

1. Snape is a good guy
2. Hermione is hot (i'm not young enough to say that).
3. Harry dies; he has to because....
4. Harry is a horcrux (sp).

I am right. You just wait.

[Pseudolus]

I predict that it's available on teh internets already.

[numsquat]

Harry won't die, nor Ron or Herm. That would piss off all the pre-teens/teens and they won't go to the next two movies or buy all the crap.

Would be a serious marketing fubar.

Plus it would screw up Rowling's "Harry Potter: The Later Years" books coming out in about 5 years.

[Airgead]

I predict that it's available on teh internets already.

You must have taken divination classes... photographs of all 700 odd pages hit torrent sites last night.

And before anyone asks. No I didn't. No I don't. Go buy the thing and read it.

Dave

[yeast_slurry_speech]

1) Voldemort dies
2) After the curse is broken Harry becomes the dark arts teacher at Hogworts.
3) Harry defeats Voldemort but loses his wizard powers because he and voldemort are linked.
4) Mrs. Dursley is the powerful wizard with the initials.
5) Hagrid, Hermonie, Luna, Chow, and Ginny have a big orgy. (Moaning Myrtle watches and, well, moans)
6)JK Rowling takes her millions, lives the high life, and never writes another book again.
7) Some big company buys the rights to the books and writes a seven book series on dumbledore's years at Hogwarts. It isn't nearly as well written, but people buy it anyway because of the marketing.

[ApresSkiBrewer]

5) Hagrid, Hermonie, Luna, Chow, and Ginny have a big orgy. (Moaning Myrtle watches and, well, moans)

cut hagrid outta that, and I'd watch too.

[Pseudolus]

You must have taken divination classes...

Something like that.