What's that smell?

Fri Jan 07, 2011 5:30 am

DO I SMELL MEET?
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Re: What's that smell?

Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:44 am

I think it is your cornhole
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Re: What's that smell?

Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:06 am

blinddog wrote:I think it is your cornhole
Could be, won't know for another 5 hours.
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Re: What's that smell?

Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:07 am

I have a feeling the only meat we'll see today is some placenta from the adjacent hospital room!
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Re: What's that smell?

Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:13 am

BadRock wrote:I have a feeling the only meat we'll see today is some placenta from the adjacent hospital room!
Pictures or it never happend. :D
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Re: What's that smell?

Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:16 am

If it does show up I found some tasty recipes... Sean Paxton would be proud!


Roast Placenta
1-3lb fresh placenta (must be no more than 3 days old)
1 onion
1 green or red pepper (green will add colour)
1 cup tomato sauce
1 sleeve saltine crackers
1 tspn bay leaves
1 tspn black pepper
1 tspn white pepper
1 clove garlic (roasted and minced)

Method
(Preheat oven to 350 degrees)
1. Chop the onion and the pepper & crush the saltines into crumbs.
2. Combine the placenta, onion, pepper, saltines, bay leaves, white and black pepper, garlic and tomato sauce.
3. Place in a loaf pan, cover then bake for one and a half hours, occasionally pouring off excess liquid.
4. Serve and enjoy!


Placenta Cocktail
Ingredients:

1/4 cup fresh, raw placenta
8oz V-8 juice
2 ice cubes
1/2 cup carrot

Method: blend at high speed for 10 seconds. Serve. A tasty thirst quencher!


Placenta Lasagne
Ingredients:

1 fresh, ground, or minced placenta, prepared as above
2 tblspns olive oil
2 sliced cloves garlic
1/2 tspn oregano
1/2 diced onion
2 tblspns tomato paste, or 1 whole tomato

Method: use a recipe for lasagne and substitute this mixture for one layer of cheese. Quickly saut� all the ingredients in olive oil. Serve. Enjoy!


Placenta Spaghetti Bolognaise
Ingredients:

1 fresh placenta, prepared as above
1 tblspn butter
1 large can tomato puree
2 cans crushed pear tomatoes
1 onion
2 cloves garlic
1 tblspn molasses
1 bay leaf
1 tblspn rosemary
1 tspn each of: salt, honey, oregano, basil, and fennel

Method: cut the placenta meat into bite-sized pieces, then brown quickly in the butter and olive oil. Add the rest of the ingredients and simmer for 1-1.5 hours. Serve. Yummy!


Dehydrating your placenta
Instead of cooking your placenta whole, you can dehydrate it and then add it to meals! The following method is extracted from an article entitled "Thinking About Eating Your Placenta?" by Susan James, which appeared in the winter 1996 issue of "The Compleat Mother". It was discovered posted on a newsgroup noticeboard, so we cannot absolutely guarantee its authenticity, or that it is an actual verbatim account of the magazine article.
Method:

Cut off the cord and membranes.
Steam the placenta, adding lemon grass, pepper and ginger to the steaming water. The placenta is "done" when no blood comes out when you pierce it with a fork.
Cut the placenta into thin slices (like making jerky) and bake in a low-heat oven (200-250 degrees F), until it is dry and crumbly (several hours).
Crush the placenta into a powder - using a food processor, blender, mortar and pestle, or by putting it in a bag and grinding it with rocks.
Put the powder into empty gel caps (available at drug and health food stores) or just add a spoonful to your cereal, blender drink, etc.
The recommended doses vary, some suggest up to 4 capsules a day, others just one. Perhaps the best advice is to take what makes you feel good
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Re: What's that smell?

Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:17 am

cornhole wrote:DO I SMELL MEET?
FUCK!!! http://www.thebrewingnetwork.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=23444 Do you think they could do a remote broadcast? Is the rainbow at unicorn's side? Maybe a spongebath?
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Re: What's that smell?

Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:17 am

See what you did, cornhole? You went and asked for Meet too often and you broke Justin! :asshat:
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