I highly suggest you try an experiment where you brew a batch, then split the wort into two containers and pitch different yeast strains.
You will be amazed at how different they will taste - generally to the point that you would never know that they were made from the same ingredients. My point here is that it is the yeast that drives the flavor profile far, far more than is given credit. Using ale yeast will produce a beer that has the ester profile (and possibly even phenolic profile if its a phenolic producing strain) of that yeast strain, while using a lager strain will produce a beer with the (lack of) esters, (lack of) phenolics, and probably a bit of sulphur. These flavors (or lack thereof) will taste very different.
I'm not saying they will taste bad. Just different.
All that said, if you are just looking to get a quick cheap buzz, get a bottle of TreeTop or other apple juice with no preservatives, dump it into a slightly bigger sanitized container and pitch a packet of US-05 or Nottingham with a pinch of yeast nutrient. Give it a few weeks and you'll have a surprisingly drinkable ethanol delivery vehicle with almost no effort.
Im guessing bout 27 or 25 dollars. Probably could do without the hops but then I'd lose the "beery" taste and end up with something different.
Don't leave the hops out of that beer. Hop bitterness is required to balance the sweetness of the malt, or you'll end up with a pretty un-enjoyably sweet final product.
HTH