... And in today's police reports

[Ozwald]

A man mooned security guards at a Babcock Street building at midnight.

Spider! You should've told me you were in town!

[spiderwrangler]

A man mooned security guards at a Babcock Street building at midnight.

Spider! You should've told me you were in town!

I was just passing through...

[codewritinfool]

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

Code won.

[Ozwald]

Code won.

Doesn't he always? I remember hearing about that 1. Classic. LasBozo has just been slow lately. I'm confident there's enough idiots there that it'll pick up again soon.

[TheDarkSide]

A man mooned security guards at a Babcock Street building at midnight.

Spider! You should've told me you were in town!

I was just passing through...

As long as that was all you were passing

[mordantly]

when i had 3 cars and 2 motorcycles in the rotation, once in a while i would forget which vehicle i drove and wander around looking for the wrong one.

I'm guessing today's is about you too, then:

A man reported receiving a spam notification on his computer from the "FBI" telling him that he viewed too much porn.

I'm guessing you were just asking what the limit actually was & if it was calculated daily or weekly, right?

whoa dog, i'm on the UNLIMITED plan!

[Ozwald]

A woman said someone left a "nasty" note on her car in the Wal-Mart parking lot. She wanted to know if it was a crime.

She was told to stop parking like an asshole.

A pile of guts was found at the end of Happy Lane.

A woman called dispatch and said her child was "ungrateful". She refused to give any more information.