Is the Brewing Network a religion?

[BeaverBarber]

We've got a God: Beer
We've got a prophet: Justin...who even looks a little like Jesus.
We've got a pope: Jamil
We've got brewcaster apostles and many of them have beards.
There's a paying congregation: Us
We believe everything the pope and the apostles tell us, even if it's mythical and makes no sense, and we spread the word to others.
Amen, my brothers.

[captain carrot]

Hallelujah! I have seen the Light!
So how does JP fit in to the mix? Creepy priest?

[BeaverBarber]

So how does JP fit in to the mix? Creepy priest?

I don't know about you, but if I dropped my Homebrewer's Bible in front of JP, I'd kick it to a safe distance before I bent over to pick it up.

[maxwell]

So is my monthly donation tax deductible?

[terrencetheblack]

Apporoved

[EllisTX]

Apporoved

Appears you've already been worshiping hard tonight

[BeaverBarber]

So is my monthly donation tax deductible?

I don't work for the IRS, but I honestly can't see why not.

[theobrew]

Don't forget our Idols

And our ritual garbs...

And our Myths...