Is the Brewing Network a religion?

Sun Jan 27, 2013 10:20 am

We've got a God: Beer
We've got a prophet: Justin...who even looks a little like Jesus.
We've got a pope: Jamil
We've got brewcaster apostles and many of them have beards.
There's a paying congregation: Us
We believe everything the pope and the apostles tell us, even if it's mythical and makes no sense, and we spread the word to others.
Amen, my brothers.
Come On Fulham!!

"...know your process, know your yeast." - Ozwald
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Re: Is the Brewing Network a religion?

Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:33 am

Hallelujah! I have seen the Light! :D
So how does JP fit in to the mix? Creepy priest? :unicornrainbow:
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Re: Is the Brewing Network a religion?

Sun Jan 27, 2013 11:47 am

captain carrot wrote:So how does JP fit in to the mix? Creepy priest? :unicornrainbow:


I don't know about you, but if I dropped my Homebrewer's Bible in front of JP, I'd kick it to a safe distance before I bent over to pick it up.
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Re: Is the Brewing Network a religion?

Sun Jan 27, 2013 2:49 pm

So is my monthly donation tax deductible?
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Re: Is the Brewing Network a religion?

Sun Jan 27, 2013 3:54 pm

Apporoved
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Re: Is the Brewing Network a religion?

Sun Jan 27, 2013 4:50 pm

terrencetheblack wrote:Apporoved


Appears you've already been worshiping hard tonight :asshat:
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Re: Is the Brewing Network a religion?

Sun Jan 27, 2013 5:35 pm

maxwell wrote:So is my monthly donation tax deductible?


I don't work for the IRS, but I honestly can't see why not.
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Re: Is the Brewing Network a religion?

Sun Jan 27, 2013 6:02 pm

Don't forget our Idols :unicornrainbow:

And our ritual garbs... :nutters:

And our Myths... :crazybitch:
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