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 Post subject: Re: If beer was a woman
PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:39 pm 
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You guys need to get laid. Big time.



Please tell my wife that! :roll:


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 Post subject: Re: If beer was a woman
PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:36 pm 
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...I'd be really embarrassed going to the doctor with my dick stuck in to bottle. :pop

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 Post subject: Re: If beer was a woman
PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:57 pm 
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TheDarkSide wrote:
...I'd be really embarrassed going to the doctor with my dick stuck in to bottle. :pop



...Again?

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 Post subject: Re: If beer was a woman
PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:02 pm 
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Scharf wrote:
TheDarkSide wrote:
...I'd be really embarrassed going to the doctor with my dick stuck in to bottle. :pop



...Again?


Hint: Don't try to free yourself by smashing the bottle against a brick wall!! :shock:

Edit: Happy Birthday Scharf

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 Post subject: Re: If beer was a woman
PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:42 pm 
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A "Brown" Ale?? I hear they are whores.


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 Post subject: Re: If beer was a woman
PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 6:57 pm 
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A few more

Cal Common - A common chick from Cali is still probably a lot hotter than most of the chicks her in Wisconsin
Scottosh Heavy - I'm picturing Fat Bastard with tits and a vag
Dry Stout - As long as she lubes up first
Dubbel - Who doesn't like twins

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An oak aged sour...crazy as hell but totally worth it.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 5:57 am 
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