Who's Down With The Cleanse?!?

[Bugeater]

You want to cleanse? Put a handful of you favorite malted grain in a bowl and add some milk. Enjoy it like your favorite breakfast cereal. Within 24 hours you will be amazed at how much shit your colon once held. I tried this once .................only once.

Wayne

[Brew Engineer]

I can only ASS-ume that I will understand this thread once I listen to the archive? Great. Its nice to know the Session didn't get delusions of granduer and try to start out the new year with a little class...

We're right where we belong, wallowing in our own cleansed material...

[philbrasil]

How´s your first day going Justin?

Gave up yet?

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[Lars]

You want to cleanse? Put a handful of you favorite malted grain in a bowl and add some milk. Enjoy it like your favorite breakfast cereal. Within 24 hours you will be amazed at how much shit your colon once held. I tried this once .................only once.

Wayne

I did this once... unintentionally. I had just picked up a bunch of grain at B3 Riv. and was on the way home. Realizing that I was pretty hungry and that grain was food, I ate a few handfulls. Yep, raw grain, crunched it down. Wasn't bad really. Try it sometime. You'll never need to buy a laxative again.

[HopRunner]

I laughed my ass of, as usual, during the last show. There is just no way I am going to do something like that. I gotta eat, I gotta move and I gotta have my beers!

I'm all for you doing it though!

[Nate Diggler]

There you go... a nice bowl of Crystal 40L, with some milk, brown sugar, and butter. You'll be clean as a whistle from your lower duodenum down

You want to cleanse? Put a handful of you favorite malted grain in a bowl and add some milk. Enjoy it like your favorite breakfast cereal. Within 24 hours you will be amazed at how much shit your colon once held. I tried this once .................only once.

Wayne

[DannyW]

My kids love light crystal (60 is the upper limit) crushed up in their oatmeal. No syrup or honey or whatever necessary with a handful of grain in there.