My beer has been selected as 1 of 4 IPAs to have 400L commercially brewed and will be served at Archive Beer Boutique in Brisbane during the month of September. The highest/fastest selling beer will become a permanent house beer.

I now need a name to accompany the beer. I'm open to all suggestions. Catchy and funny preferred.
The bar has told me that creative names tend to sell the best. Please let me know what you've got.

Cheers

Here's the recipe specs for my beer;


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Recipe: Archive IPA II
Brewer: Argon
Asst Brewer:
Style: American IPA
TYPE: All Grain
Taste: (35.0)

Recipe Specifications
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Boil Size: 54.70 l
Post Boil Volume: 46.80 l
Batch Size (fermenter): 43.00 l
Bottling Volume: 42.00 l
Estimated OG: 1.059 SG
Estimated Color: 14.4 SRM
Estimated IBU: 75.9 IBUs
Brewhouse Efficiency: 75.00 %
Est Mash Efficiency: 78.5 %
Boil Time: 90 Minutes

Ingredients:
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Amt Name Type # %/IBU
9.36 kg Ale - Golden Promise (Thomas Fawcett) (3 Grain 4 85.4 %
0.90 kg Crystal Malt Pale (Thomas Fawcett) (50.8 Grain 5 8.2 %
0.45 kg Special B (Dingemans) (147.5 SRM) Grain 6 4.1 %
0.25 kg Victory Malt (biscuit) (Briess) (28.0 SR Grain 7 2.3 %
80.00 g Simcoe [12.20 %] - Dry Hop 7.0 Days Hop 24 0.0 IBUs
80.00 g Cascade [5.40 %] - Dry Hop 7.0 Days Hop 22 0.0 IBUs
80.00 g Chinook [11.40 %] - Dry Hop 7.0 Days Hop 23 0.0 IBUs
20.00 g Simcoe [12.20 %] - Boil 60.0 min Hop 9 13.9 IBUs
20.00 g Chinook [11.40 %] - Boil 60.0 min Hop 8 13.0 IBUs
20.00 g Cascade [5.40 %] - Boil 30.0 min Hop 11 4.7 IBUs
20.00 g Chinook [11.40 %] - Boil 30.0 min Hop 12 10.0 IBUs
20.00 g Simcoe [12.20 %] - Boil 30.0 min Hop 13 10.7 IBUs
20.00 g Cascade [5.40 %] - Boil 15.0 min Hop 14 3.0 IBUs
20.00 g Chinook [11.40 %] - Boil 15.0 min Hop 15 6.4 IBUs
20.00 g Simcoe [12.20 %] - Boil 15.0 min Hop 16 6.9 IBUs
20.00 g Cascade [5.40 %] - Boil 10.0 min Hop 17 2.2 IBUs
20.00 g Simcoe [12.20 %] - Boil 10.0 min Hop 18 5.0 IBUs
20.00 g Simcoe [12.20 %] - Boil 0.0 min Hop 20 0.0 IBUs
20.00 g Cascade [5.40 %] - Boil 0.0 min Hop 19 0.0 IBUs
3.00 g Calcium Chloride (Mash 60.0 mins) Water Agent 2 -
3.00 g Gypsum (Calcium Sulfate) (Boil 60.0 mins Water Agent 10 -
3.00 g Gypsum (Calcium Sulfate) (Mash 60.0 mins Water Agent 3 -
4.00 g Salt (Mash 60.0 mins) Water Agent 1 -
1.0 pkg American Ale (Wyeast Labs #1056) [124.21 Yeast 21 -


Mash Schedule: Single Infusion, Medium Body, Batch Sparge
Total Grain Weight: 10.96 kg
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Name Description Step Temperat Step Time
Saccharification Add 30.69 l of water at 73.2 C 66.0 C 60 min

Sparge: Drain mash tun, Batch sparge with 2 steps (17.49l, 17.49l) of 75.6 C water
Notes:
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estimated mash ph 5.26



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I have always wanted to call an IPA, "Bitter Tears." I give you permission to use it.

Brisbane Bender!

Hopocalypse Now

Citrus Hopsicle.

In homage to the BN, I think you need to call it something like Crazy Bitch IPA or Asshat IPA. BN'ers from miles around will flock to your beer just because of the name. :

As you 've got so much golden promise in there how about "Tim Tinker's". "Tim Soldier's" or "Tim Spy's" are possibles but "Tim Tinker's" is best. Of course the other golden promise heavy "Tim (othy) Tailor's [sic]" is taken!!!

Fatback