Re: 22oz Bottles to 12oz

Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:22 pm

spiderwrangler wrote:As a cellarman for the NHC 1st round and other club run comps, even if the rules don't prohibit 22oz bottles, if you submit in that format, you're a fucking asshole. They make more work for the cellar, since they don't fit in boxes easily, and if I had my way, any 22oz bottles would be taken out back and smashed on the pavement.

Well done on the rebottling though... but you'll always wonder... could it have been a gold? :twisted:


True that but only after taking every one of those fuckong packing peanuts and shoving them up the guys ass 1 at a time and then duct taping the broken glass to his skull with the duct tape that he used to fuckong duct tape the fuckong lables to the fuckong bottles. OR take those fuckong LOBSTER CLAW elastic bands and quadruple twist them onto his fuckong dick for a couple months.
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Re: 22oz Bottles to 12oz

Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:39 pm

BDawg wrote:
spiderwrangler wrote:As a cellarman for the NHC 1st round and other club run comps, even if the rules don't prohibit 22oz bottles, if you submit in that format, you're a fucking asshole. They make more work for the cellar, since they don't fit in boxes easily, and if I had my way, any 22oz bottles would be taken out back and smashed on the pavement.

Well done on the rebottling though... but you'll always wonder... could it have been a gold? :twisted:


True that but only after taking every one of those fuckong packing peanuts and shoving them up the guys ass 1 at a time and then duct taping the broken glass to his skull with the duct tape that he used to fuckong duct tape the fuckong lables to the fuckong bottles. OR take those fuckong LOBSTER CLAW elastic bands and quadruple twist them onto his fuckong dick for a couple months.


Taking notes for next year's NHC. Do you have a preference on duct tape? Traditional silver or would you prefer I used pink camo?
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Re: 22oz Bottles to 12oz

Wed Jun 25, 2014 3:49 pm

Do like what's on my tricycle...pink camo of course!
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Re: 22oz Bottles to 12oz

Mon Jan 19, 2015 1:26 pm

BDawg wrote:
spiderwrangler wrote:As a cellarman for the NHC 1st round and other club run comps, even if the rules don't prohibit 22oz bottles, if you submit in that format, you're a fucking asshole. They make more work for the cellar, since they don't fit in boxes easily, and if I had my way, any 22oz bottles would be taken out back and smashed on the pavement.

Well done on the rebottling though... but you'll always wonder... could it have been a gold? :twisted:


True that but only after taking every one of those fuckong packing peanuts and shoving them up the guys ass 1 at a time and then duct taping the broken glass to his skull with the duct tape that he used to fuckong duct tape the fuckong lables to the fuckong bottles. OR take those fuckong LOBSTER CLAW elastic bands and quadruple twist them onto his fuckong dick for a couple months.



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Re: 22oz Bottles to 12oz

Mon Jan 19, 2015 8:32 pm

I'm taking notes......Can I be your Secret Santa next year spider?
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Re: 22oz Bottles to 12oz

Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:05 pm

Just remember. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.
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Re: 22oz Bottles to 12oz

Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:24 pm

spiderwrangler wrote:Just remember. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.


That statement is kind of unsettling, but exciting! :nutters:

It looks like you live well over 2,000 miles from me though.
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Re: 22oz Bottles to 12oz

Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:34 pm

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spiderwrangler wrote:Just remember. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.


That statement is kind of unsettling, but exciting! :nutters:

It looks like you live well over 2,000 miles from me though.


True, but I could always mail you spiders.
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