Feelings Calendar

[spiderwrangler]

Deer Feelings Calendar,
I get off for the weekend in an hour and half. I feel happiness looming.

I wish you luck in getting off. I hear it's more difficult at your age. And that makes me feel and .

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

Deer Feelings Calendar,
I get off for the weekend in an hour and half. I feel happiness looming.

I wish you luck in getting off. I hear it's more difficult at your age. And that makes me feel and .

Dear Feelings Calendar,

Spiderwrangler made me feel bad because he used what I said to sound dirty. Can you hook me up with Santa to fix his Christmas? That would make me happy!

[Ozwald]

DFC,

I just pooped. And it was a good poop.

[PorkSlapper]

Dear feelings calendar, My wife is letting me hang out at White bluffs brewery while she goes shopping with my mother in-law. I feel but am also wondering if this is a trap...

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

DFC,

I just pooped. And it was a good poop.

And it makes you feel. . . . . . .? (Lighter is not a feeling.)

This makes me feel sad again.

[spiderwrangler]

Dear Feelings Calendar,
... Can you hook me up with Santa .... ? That would make me happy!

DFC, Dirk's interest in large men with white beards makes me feel a bit about getting older and putting on weight. I already have the full beard, will I be his 'type' in 30 years?

[Ozwald]

DFC,

I just pooped. And it was a good poop.

And it makes you feel. . . . . . .? (Lighter is not a feeling.)

This makes me feel sad again.

I would have to argue that a good poop classifies as it's own feeling.

[Dirk McLargeHuge]

Dear Feelings Calendar,
Spiderwrangler's obsession with my sexual orientation frightens me. And tit(tee hee)tlates me.