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Need some advice sessioneers

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Re: Need some advice sessioneers

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:26 pm
by Joos
I prepare a few hours in advance by nailing the shit out of her. Then I get REALLY drunk. The after glow of the good nailing is just enough so shes not pissed at me for being wasted, but just annoyed enough to leave me alone. Good luck man :jnj

Re: Need some advice sessioneers

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:20 pm
by JakeAndBake
Best solution: no wife!

Re: Need some advice sessioneers

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:43 am
by whoateallthepies
Adam wrote:
Cole Train wrote:How do you get your wife to go away for three hours during the show? I swear the sound of justins voice triggers a natural reaction to just start yelling at me. Oh well, listening to the archive. Better luck next week. cheers.

Punch your wife in the crotch and tell her to shut her whore mouth when the BN is live. The only time she is allowed to say anything during a show is to say "Here's another beer, Sir".

Duct tape also works.

Re: Need some advice sessioneers

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 8:02 am
by CRBrewHound
Question: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Answer: Nothing, you already told her twice!

Re: Need some advice sessioneers

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:54 pm
by Bugeater
I got rid of my wife within months of the BN starting up. Some folks think that's not a coincidence.

Wayne

Re: Need some advice sessioneers

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 1:59 pm
by Dirk McLargeHuge
Bugeater wrote:I got rid of my wife within months of the BN starting up. Some folks think that's not a coincidence.

Wayne

Including the wife?

Re: Need some advice sessioneers

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:50 pm
by BrewMedic
whoateallthepies wrote:
Adam wrote:
Cole Train wrote:How do you get your wife to go away for three hours during the show? I swear the sound of justins voice triggers a natural reaction to just start yelling at me. Oh well, listening to the archive. Better luck next week. cheers.

Punch your wife in the crotch and tell her to shut her whore mouth when the BN is live. The only time she is allowed to say anything during a show is to say "Here's another beer, Sir".

Duct tape also works.


Haven't been married long have you??? :shock:

Re: Need some advice sessioneers

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:13 pm
by EagleDude
At 4 o'clock, clean the kitchen, sweep the floor, vacuum, fold the laundry .... then as 5 o'clock listen to the Session. If she starts to bitch, just point out all the shit you did.

Cole Train wrote:How do you get your wife to go away for three hours during the show? I swear the sound of justins voice triggers a natural reaction to just start yelling at me. Oh well, listening to the archive. Better luck next week. cheers.

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