Re: Who will go pee on their hops?

Wed Apr 13, 2011 9:29 am

CRBrewHound wrote:I would like to make a request.

Would everyone here who pees on their hops, please post the name of your Brew Club.
I just want to know which clubs to avoid on club night come NHC!

+1 on the pee-pee hop clubs list :bnarmy: :shock:
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Re: Who will go pee on their hops?

Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:51 pm

you know pee is steril, so even if you were to drink a dry hopped pee pee beer it wouldn't do anything to you.


but still fucking wrong. ya +1 for the pee pee club list.
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Re: Who will go pee on their hops?

Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:55 pm

KC-Dave wrote:I just got my 4 year old daughter to pee on my cascade hops with me. Does this make me a bad parent or totally awesome?


Having your pecker out and peeing alongside your 4 year outside is just creepy regardless of plant :shock:
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Re: Who will go pee on their hops?

Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:35 pm

lunitick1976 wrote:you know pee is steril, so even if you were to drink a dry hopped pee pee beer it wouldn't do anything to you.

....except taste like piss, and possibly smell like it, too.
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Re: Who will go pee on their hops?

Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:59 am

Is there some kind of benefit that is gained by pissing on hops? Or were you pissed when you came up with this idea and just needed a place to releive yourself?
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Re: Who will go pee on their hops?

Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:16 pm

KC-Dave wrote:I just got my 4 year old daughter to pee on my cascade hops with me. Does this make me a bad parent or totally awesome?


It makes you awesome.

There are things that her mother won't teach her that you have to. Like peeing outside, how to whistle, curse words, and later a love of IPAs.
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Re: Who will go pee on their hops?

Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:20 pm

I only pee around the perimeter of my garden plot to keep out the deer and nobody can see me cause I live in the stix. I use granular fertilizer or Osmocote for the crops.
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Re: Who will go pee on their hops?

Fri May 06, 2011 3:57 pm

None of you listened to the episode with the girl who grows hops in Arizona. Shame on you all.

Peeing on the soil around your hops acidifies the soil and promotes growth.

Also, blueberries and compost piles thrive when peed on.

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