OK! I listened to the one hour boil with Palmer and got inspired to stop fly-sparging and do a batch-sparge. I added extra 2 row and extra of whatever specialty grains I had. God Damn it if my efficiency didn't actually increase. I did the calcs and figured my og would be around 1.060 with my usual efficiency but I ended up with a 1.065. My efficiency was much better than before.
Now I don't want anybody telling me how shitty my fly-sparge technique is. I know already. But if you have been sitting around trying to decide to fly or batch, I'm happy as hell with my first batch sparge and if I get results like this consistently, I'm not going back. I don't care what you say. =)