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Brainwashed by an Ass Clown

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Brainwashed by an Ass Clown

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:35 am
by grod
I have been listening for about 6 months after reading a post on another forum from "beer pal" (Matt).

I am an extract brewer and after 2 years I'm now on batch #42. I have slowly been making my way up the brewchain and will shortly switch to all grain. All my beer is kegged (5 Gal.).

I am slowly listening to the archives and I'm now into Sept '05. I spend a great deal of time at work driving around and have plenty of time to listen.

Today a strange thing happened, I noticed something freaky and thought, "maybe I should stop listening to the podcasts for a while as everything I was doing seemed to have a link to your show. wierdarama as follows:

8.45am I drive into McDonalds to collect my morning latte needed for the work meeting to follow. I handed over my hard earned $3.60 and proceeded to the exit where I noticed a sign on the door stating "PUSH", and I thought of you know who.

8.48am I walk through the door and catch sight of a person known to me and observe that he is driving a vwhicle with ra registration plate (licence plate for you people) starting with BUB### and I thought of the the bloke that calls in from the crapper. I began to think that something was not quite right

9.35am Meeting room at work discussing events of the previous week when I am questioned on a legal issue where I proceed to quote legislation from Section 21A. Instantly I am thinking of ShaunO, what the F$@# is happening.

1.20pm driving along a main road I observe an activity that requires further investigation and record the registration number of a vehicle TBN###, my brain freaks out and I my concentration is blown for a few seconds.

1.23pm I discuss an issue with the driver of the above vehicle and I am told that when he left the loading "DOCK" (Doc) he was ok. I quickly looked over my shoulder for Allan Funt (Ithink that was his name).

I think I will limit my listening to podcasts to 1 per day until I get rid of this odd feeling. It wouldn't be so bad if all I thought of was beer but this is not the case.

I love the work by Justin and was in the chat a few shows ago and had a great time. I also want the conical.


Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:09 am
by Fritz Eye
too late know, the TBN owns you you now. the shows arelike crack.

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:04 am
by bub
I will think of you while I pinch one out... right after this cup of coffee.

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:33 am
by Push Eject

Thanks for the laughs, man! Remember, that line between fan and stalker is notoriously thin.

PUSH Eject

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:07 pm
by Brewcaster J
Push Eject wrote:Grod,

Thanks for the laughs, man! Remember, that line between fan and stalker is notoriously thin.

PUSH Eject

Push walks the line every day :P

Sorry for the crack like symptoms, but welcome to the club!

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:11 pm
by brewsters millionths
sounds awfully familiar.
good to have someone else who'll quote in the metric system.

Re: Brainwashed by an Ass Clown

Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:45 pm
by BDawg
Welcome! Hope you get that conical some day.

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