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Hey - love the BN - I have learned so much in the last few months about brewing, it started a brewing renaissance at my pad -

The wife is just CRAZY about that...

Thanks for all the great info - I am a radio nerd, and love the show for the mix of great brewing info and general drunken bullsh*tting. Dr. Scott is a freak...

PEACE - wood

My condolences to your wife.
Welcome to the tourettes board.
You said wood.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA [snort]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHa!

ahhhh funny ... wood!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thats like penis HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think I sharted!
BUB

Actually, that is exactly what I meant...You see, I was in the "war", and during the first offensive on the Tet Kong Abhu-Dhab Normandy isle of Hawaii, my...my...my penis was shot off.

It was replaced with the best technology available at the time for prosthetic penises...that's right...WOOD.

Hence the name.

So, the next time you go on laughing at someone's name like that...think about what it feels like to be on the "other side".

- wood (I'm an average guy...about 6 inches..WIDE..and all BALSA BABY...)

Classic response..... I Love you man
BUB

Well this asshat's gonna fit right in.

Welcome, wood!

Push Eject

So, literally, you are fighting them off with a stick.

Hmm... that sounded funnier in my head...

Welcome anyways!

ha wood...

Welcome brotha!

Justin

How many splinters did you get before you polished your wood?