... â€œWhat we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick.â€
Funny you should mention that;
Instapundit November 22, 2008
REJUVENATING YOUR FACE WITH infant foreskin extract! â€œA new dermatological treatment pulls the cells from newbornsâ€™ foreskins and injects them, Botox-style, into aging faces. . . . In preliminary studies, Vavelta has worked well at eliminating wrinkles and scars without any side effects other than mild redness and itching (and the weirdness of knowing that youâ€™ve got a foreskin in your face).â€
Vavelta sounds like a French undergarment! I was recently astounded when "Flunaze" and "Sputumx" were introduced (the names are quite descriptive of the drug's function). Do pharmaceutical companies actually have marketing departments? If so, do directors tell them; "Try not to make any money!".
And don't tell anyone you had the procedure, otherwise it's; "What's up, dickface?"
I wonder if the itching and redness gets worse when you have a sexy thought.