An Irish toast!
Shuan O raises his glass in the pub and says, "Here's to spending the rest of me life in between the legs of me wife!" That toast ended up wining the toasting contest that night. Shaun O' came home to his wife drunk and thrilled, "Hey honey, I won the toasting contest!"... She said, "Really, we'll what was the toast?" He replied, " Here's to the rest of me life, sitting in church besides me wife!" she replied, "well now, wasn't that sweet of ya deer."
The next day one of his bar friends came up to her and said, "Hey there Susy, your husband won the toast last night and it was about you.." She replied, " I know, he told me all about it.....Funny thing is, me husband hasn't been there in four years! The first time he fell asleep, and the second time I had to pull his ears to cum!!!.......
Cheers mates! (thanks craftbrewer for the joke!)
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