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Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:18 am

A turkey was trying to get into the Bozeman Health Deaconess Hospital emergency room at 9:33 a.m.


A caller wanted officers to check on a cow that was in the back of a truck, which was parked in a handicap spot in front of a Seventh Avenue pharmacy.
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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:47 am

A woman was cited for urinating on a fire hydrant at 12:17 a.m.

An officer found a man unconscious in the street. He was transported to the hospital because he could not walk home after a long night of drinking.


Drunk level: Bozeman
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Tue Apr 12, 2016 2:11 pm

Two people were warned for riding on a bicycle that was only designed for one person.

Wow... seriously? Douchebag was either bored or having a bad day.

A deputy was flagged down by someone at Moose Flats Campground who found a bunch of burnt camping equipment and personal items. The man was worried that it was a murder scene, but he didn't find a body in the items. The deputy checked the area, spoke with other campers and did further investigation. There was nothing to indicate any crimes had been committed other than littering on national forest land.
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Thu Apr 14, 2016 9:52 am

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An officer found a man unconscious in the street. He was transported to the hospital because he could not walk home after a long night of drinking.


Drunk level: Bozeman


Guaranteed that was my buddy. He works trail crew for Yellowstone. Has for over 20 years. Still drinks like a fish every time he gets back in town. He says it mostly because of the guy to girl ratio. I say its because he is an alcoholic. :aaron
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Fri Apr 15, 2016 11:02 am

brewinhard wrote:
Ozwald wrote:
An officer found a man unconscious in the street. He was transported to the hospital because he could not walk home after a long night of drinking.


Drunk level: Bozeman


Guaranteed that was my buddy. He works trail crew for Yellowstone. Has for over 20 years. Still drinks like a fish every time he gets back in town. He says it mostly because of the guy to girl ratio. I say its because he is an alcoholic. :aaron


I wouldn't guarantee that unless you heard the story from him. This scenario plays out at least 5 nights every single week. It just doesn't always make the paper. In Big Sky it could easily be a nightly event, except there's only 2, sometimes 3, officers on the entire mountain, which is a really big place.
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