Re: ... And in today's police reports

Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:18 am

A man mooned security guards at a Babcock Street building at midnight.

Spider! You should've told me you were in town!
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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:52 pm

Ozwald wrote:
A man mooned security guards at a Babcock Street building at midnight.

Spider! You should've told me you were in town!


I was just passing through...
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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:43 pm

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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:08 pm

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Code won.
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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Fri Nov 15, 2013 12:30 am

Dirk McLargeHuge wrote:
codewritinfool wrote:Image

Code won.


Doesn't he always? I remember hearing about that 1. Classic. LasBozo has just been slow lately. I'm confident there's enough idiots there that it'll pick up again soon.
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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Fri Nov 15, 2013 6:34 am

spiderwrangler wrote:
Ozwald wrote:
A man mooned security guards at a Babcock Street building at midnight.

Spider! You should've told me you were in town!


I was just passing through...


As long as that was all you were passing :mrgreen:
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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:27 pm

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mordantly wrote:when i had 3 cars and 2 motorcycles in the rotation, once in a while i would forget which vehicle i drove and wander around looking for the wrong one.

I'm guessing today's is about you too, then:

A man reported receiving a spam notification on his computer from the "FBI" telling him that he viewed too much porn.

I'm guessing you were just asking what the limit actually was & if it was calculated daily or weekly, right?


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Re: ... And in today's police reports

Fri Nov 22, 2013 6:00 am

A woman said someone left a "nasty" note on her car in the Wal-Mart parking lot. She wanted to know if it was a crime.

She was told to stop parking like an asshole.

A pile of guts was found at the end of Happy Lane.


A woman called dispatch and said her child was "ungrateful". She refused to give any more information.
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