... And in today's police reports

[Ozwald]

A man called dispatch saying he only had a question. When asked what is question was, he stated, "What do I do with two pimples near my eyes?" He was advised to call his doctor.

[mike____]

Police: No beer led to ceramic squirrel stabbing
http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Police-No-beer-led-to-ceramic-squirrel-stabbing-5096699.php

Beevo and Sam in a few years...

Thanks to Lagunitas for posting it on Facebook

[Ozwald]

http://www.bozemandailychronicle.com/ne ... 69a6c.html

Bear walks the halls of Bozeman High.

Also...

A man said there was a large pile of salt at a location off of Gallatin Road that was poisoning the river. He wanted it removed.

(It's the DoT station at the base of the canyon... one of the few roads that gets salted here... and it's quite a ways off the river)

A man was warned for riding his “big wheel” tricycle on Main Street.

(Brewinhard... we've talked about this)

A caller said two males had been standing next to a white chevy truck for over an hour, and said it looked like one was squirting the other with a water pistol. The caller wanted a deputy to respond ASAP.



A woman reported that she lost her dog. She called back later to say she found it in her house.

... and about 30 reports about bears just being bears.

[snowcapt]

http://www.echopress.com/news/3860840-l ... er-13-2015
Heres the goofy stuff that happens, here.

Theres usually a few gems in there.
Cheers!

[BDawg]

There are a few gems in my local paper this week, especially the first 2:

http://www.valleyrecord.com/news/333095051.html

[Ozwald]

A man wanted to know if an officer knew where his white Under Armour hat was.

A man stole a camouflage shirt from Bob Wards at 1:41 p.m. (They probably never caught him... cause now he's wearing camouflage)

A suspicious man walked into a preschool's kitchen and started talking to the cook, asking for a burrito as well as a lot of questions about how many kids were there. An officer contacted the man, who said he was looking for work. He was advised on how to handle the situation better in the future.

[Ozwald]

An officer was dispatched to a report of someone wearing a FedEx uniform and driving a FedEx truck who was ringing the callers doorbell. It was a FedEx delivery in progress. There were no problems.

[snowcapt]

An officer was dispatched to a report of someone wearing a FedEx uniform and driving a FedEx truck who was ringing the callers doorbell. It was a FedEx delivery in progress. There were no problems.

^^^^
Jesus! Sounds like the goofy shit that gets called in around here.
Heres one from yesterday's blotter:
Suspicious vehicle with multiple men reported, comp reported one got out, banged on door, gave her bottle of dish soap and said he’d be back with something, she told him not to and closed door, he came back and banged on door, she didn’t open it, parties selling vacuum cleaners, advised to contact city hall and seek peddler’s permit, 8th Ave/Kenwood.